Letters to AP

 Soooo...

Are we ever going to adress the hilarious, yet humiliating 

"Under Where" story or...

Will it remain one of the hundreds unresolved and undiscussed things between us?

Cause we never talked about it and I am dying to know... 

Did you even notice? 

If so... What did you make of it? 

Did you think it was on purpose? 

(Trust me if it were I would have at least chosen a better one 😅😂🤣😂🤣) 

My friends, whenever they have time to breathe every time this story is mentioned - it has BTW been voted as one of the most iconic awkward things ever - think it was a direct sign from the Universe. 

Knowing what I know today... 

They are probably right... 

But do you even remember it? 

Omg... Did you notice? 

What did you make out of it? 

It was crazyyyyyy😅

I just have to know.......... If you did... 

What on earth did you think happened? 

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I was so embarrassed... Omg... You don't understand 

One of the most embarrassing moments in my whole entire life... 

There... At your feet...??? 

Right in front of your shoe😭😭😭

Outted by fate. 

That was... cruel. 

It was one of those things that one cannot explain or ever prepare for... 

I was in absolute shock once I realized what had happened 

I couldn't believe it myself... 

It took me many business days to process it!!! 

Now I know how it happened but in that moment I was utterly confused and deeply disturbed by what in the world was happening... 

I could not understand it... 

WHAAAAT? 

Is that mine? Is that his? Whose is that? 

Omg... 

IT'S MINE??? 😱😱😱

WHAAAAT??? 

This has got to be one of the most HILARIOUS yet embarrassing and at the same time the most to the point things that have ever happened to me... 

The Universe just outed me in the most cruel, unsexy imaginable manner.

I think it may have been frustrated with me, as well. 

It was like : Here. Random Under Where. Boom. You cannot hide. Deal with IT, B****. 

Whyyyy... I was just a little sensitive flower.... 😭😭😭😭

Whyyyyyy

And the timing of it...It was Savage!!! 

Omg... Such horribly perfect timing... 

The "Once" day... 🎬

Omg... I wish I could turn back time to that day!!! 

You were so sweet... 😭😭😭

It had to happen THAT DAY??? Of all days... 

Ahhh... 

I mean... It would still be crazy but... 

You probably don't remember any of this anymore... Do you... 

But to me it was important... 

All of it... 

All these years... 

You... 

You were important... 

I would die to talk about this with you...

But I guess we never will...